Sunday, April 5, 2009
This isn't what I expected. I'm just trying to get some firewood. Usually when you cut through the base of a tree it falls down. Not this time. All the trees in the woods and I get the magic one. Great. I take out a whole three foot section just to make sure and still no luck. Now what. I don't really need this, I got work to do. This hasn't happened before so I'm kind of at a loss. Is there a magic tree hot line? I mean I don't even know who's in charge of gravity so who's gonna help me. Hey, what about the law of gravity? This is probably illegal. Awww, shit.
Beer. Beer might help. I think I'll go have a beer.