Me an' Santa

Me an' Santa we be down tight. We go way back. He's my bro, my BFF, my homey, my kemo sabe.

He's got my back and I've got his. I sit on his knee and he sits on mine. He calls me, we talk.

We hang. We are dudes in a pod. We are Batman and Robin, Simon and Garfunkel, Fred and Barney, Frodo and Sam, Lewis and Clark, Prentice and Tuttle.

I make cookies. I have fresh milk. My chimney is clean.

Me an' Santa we be solid.